Women in the Workplace. Ha!

Scene: Two girls are sitting at a bar on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. They are approached by two men who inform them that they are pilots in New York for the night.

Guy 1: So, what do you girls do for a living?

Girl 1: Why don’t you take a guess?

Guy 1: Hmmm. This is hard…I’ve got it! You’re kindergarten teachers!

Girls: No, guess again.

Guy 2: You’re flight attendants! No? You work in fashion! No? You’re housewives! No? You’re secretaries! No? you’re nurses!

Girls: No, none of those are even close.

(Girls end conversation, make a swift dash away from the duo.)