I Hope You Woke Up Alone

Texts from a guy 5 minutes after meeting him on NYE.

Guy: So I just met u, call me so we can talk

Girl: No response

Guy: I really meant what I said, it was nice to meet you

Girl: No response

Guy: So u have my # I hope you use it

Girl: No response

Guy: If I never hear back from you have a great new year!!!

Girl: No response

(The next morning)

Guy: So I hope u woke up alone this morning