Trader Joe’s Missed Connection Gem

Craigslist personals offer hilarious reads in the sections “missed connections” and “casual encounters”. I read them for fun sometimes, not going to lie. “Missed connections” you can read hoping you’ll find a post about you. “Casual encounters” tends to be more profane. Here is a post I found recently on Los Angeles Craigslist “missed connections” that made me laugh out loud. Enticed?

You’re silent and violent. You farted, and I want to date you.

SFAR