There was this guy that had liked me for a while and we had made out a few times and then he moved away. I knew he had recently come back into the city, and one night he called me and asked if he could come over.
We had a a few beers and he paintstakingly taught me the art of opening a beer bottle with my lighter. I then decided to have sex with this gentleman, and as we were in the middle of the act he goes ”sorry i cant do this, I didnt tell you I have a gf” and ran out of the apartment.