Do you ever feel so lonely that you would rather have a pillow dressed in a man’s shirt than no pillow at all? If so, you are in luck, friend. We introduce to you: the Boyfriend Pillow.
The Boyfriend Pillow is literally a pillow stuffed into one half of a man’s collared shirt, forming the shape of half a man’s torso and arm, and meant to simulate the feeling of laying on a man’s chest. Or something. According to the promotions, it is a “Perfect sleeping companion for lonely people” and “Provides pleasure and fun for lonely hearts who want to share special bedtime moments with a man.” Interesting.
Please add this to the list of items we hope we are never given as a holiday gift.
To click through to Amazon and view the item for yourself, click here, but in case you are interested in purchasing one, we should warn you in advance, the item is SOLD OUT. We can’t make this stuff up.
SFAR