After working a full day and then babysitting for 5 hours, I had a friend’s birthday party to go to at a bar on the Lower East Side. Being that it was Friday night of Fashion Week, I couldn’t find a cab and decided to brave the subway.
My first train didn’t come for 20 minutes and as I watched my clock tick, I was becoming more and more impatient. At the second stop where I had to switch trains, I went to the platform and began waiting. At this time, a man of Asian descent who kind of looked like a shorter and less hot version of the Asian guy from Glee came up to me out of nowhere and our conversation went like this:
Man: How long have you been waiting here?
Me: Oh, like 5 minutes.
Man: Why are you alone?
Me: I was babysitting and I am going to a friend’s birthday.
Man: Do you have any kids?
Me: No, why do you?
Man: Yes, I have a 6 year old (he procedes to take out his phone and show me).
Man: Are you an attorney?
Me: No, why would you think that?
Man: You’re wearing all black
Me: Oh, well, I’m not an attorney.
At this point, I realize the train is never coming, so I start to leave. The man REACHES IN FOR A HUG. I pat his arm, say “I hope you find what you’re looking for.” to which he yells….
“I’M LOOKING FOR A WHITE GIRL!”
SFAR
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