I was walking in town recently, minding my own business when some kid from across the street hollered, “Do you know where I can buy some pot??” really loudly and right at me. Before I knew what was going on, he ran up to me. I kind of stepped back, laughed and said “Nooo? What?” to which he replied, “You seem like a closet pot smoker. That’s a compliment. Can we hang out?”
Thanks, but NO thanks.
SFAR