A Timely SFAR Quiz

Scenario quiz: If a guy is “pursuing you” and wearing the below items:

, he is:

A. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho- RUN NOW)

B. Not yet out of the closet

C. A fashion-forward homo (befriend)

D. A hetero douche (RUN)

E. D, possibly A, and potentially never going to admit B. (truth)

                    Answer: Ladies, the answer is E. Make a stealth, but speedy exit ASAP.

Guard your hearts + your youth, and remind yourself, SFAR. We speak from           experience.

Xo

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