Song of the Day: On The Floor, by Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull
In case you haven’t heard her latest dance song, On the Floor is all the rage in Europe this summer- and it’s no wonder because the chorus is awesome. As she says:
Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa
We welcome J-Lo as she re-joins the ranks of gorgeous single ladies around the world!
Xo
SFAR
I got into the elevator at the office this morning and was joined by two young guys who presumably work in the building. They were loud-talking and it was hot, so i leaned my head against the interior wall and closed my eyes. The one guy (still loud talking) says to his work buddy, “one time I sold my plasma for money.” Omg. I felt instantly ready to barf or keel over. I wasn’t exactly sure what plasma even was- blood? But it was too much information for a hot early morning elevator ride.
His friend, who seemed less obnoxious, would have to halt this conversation. He would HAVE to be too embarrassed to be discussing this in a closed space with a female. Right? He’d ignore him, change the subject, something.
“How much does that pay?” he asked, as if out of pure, genuine curiosity. “Ehhh not a lot, just like 50 bucks. And the thing is, the process is really…”. And that’s when I got off the elevator. And thought to myself, what in HELL has the modern dating terrain devolved into? SFAR
The mugshot of California inmate, Patrick Brooks has gone viral this week due to the explicit face tattoo he has inked on his forehead. The tattoo, which reads, F*** YOU in bold letters across his face also happens to be the reason he is in prison. As reported by KRCRTV, a teller hesitated when the 21 year old brought in a check to be cashed at his check-cashing store. We’re not sure which part threw off the teller, the fact that the stolen check from Biblewood Baptist Church was visibly altered, or the fact that his F*** YOU face tattoo didn’t exactly scream god-fearing church-goer.
Singles, beware any individual with an aggressive face tattoo.
To Read the KRCRTV Article: Click Here
Bearded people can be mysterious. Thus, modern-day guides have been invented to help potential mates understand the furry-faced. Here is one infographic guide we greatly enjoy courtesy of visual.ly entitled, “The Trustworthiness of Beards”. [Click the above image to see in detail.] As our suspicions have indicated, not all facial hair is to be trusted.
Finally, Friendly Chops, Mutton Chops and the Werewolf defined!
Xo
SFAR
Song of the Day: Till I Get There, by Lupe Fiasco
Xo
SFAR
Don’t Let the Child Fool You
I’ve been traveling around Latin America for the last seven months, and in every country I have experienced something SFAR worthy. Here is one such example.
Walking through Banos, Ecuador, very early on a Sunday, I pass a nice-looking man in a collared shirt with a tiny child clinging to each of his hands. I smile. He smiles. Such cute children, I think to myself. What a nice father. Just as we pass each other, he hisses the following: “Ayyyy, mamacita.”
Que bonita. SFAR