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Song of the Day- Hey Mama by Mat Kearney
Posted in Song of the Day
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Stinkayy Feet
I recently met a cute 33 year old British guy – oh does the accent do British men wonders! One evening he ended up coming over to my place, but before long said he needed to “air out his feet” on my balcony. Um, say what? He commented that his feet get smelly when he wears shoes, and seemed completely shocked that I was even slightly put off by this.
After I playfully mocked his “stinkayy feet” he got angry and told me I’m way too sarcastic and whiny for him and that he needed to leave. He and his smelly feet promptly escorted themselves out and have not reappeared since.
Cheerio, old boy…
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Posted in Bodily Functions
Tagged British guys, dating, smelly feet, USA
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Como Se Dice (How do you say?)
I sit beside a young Guatemalan couple in Antigua, drinking my glass of wine and watching the sunset. They smile at me politely, hold hands, and stare into each other’s eyes. The girl gets up to use the restroom. The guy takes this opportunity to lean towards me and whisper, in English, “Want to fuck?” I ignore him. His girlfriend returns. He takes her hand and kisses her cheek. I pound the last of my wine, pay the bill, wish my Spanish were better. I want to tell the girl her boyfriend’s a dick.
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