A man was arrested in Louisiana yesterday for “obscenity”, which in this particular situation translates to driving around a Walmart parking lot with his erect dick out. Why would he do that, you might ask? According to police records, he gets “aroused” when he goes to Walmart due to incidents that have happened there in the past. We don’t even want to venture a guess about what those could be.
Totally gross. Totally bizarre. Totally SFAR.
To read the full article at Smoking Gun: click here
Song of the Day: Goodnight Goodnight, by Hot Hot Heat
Xo
SFAR
‘Twas the eve of our nation’s birthday, and my state could be described as charmingly sloppy and I was having all kinds of success on the dance floor. In fact, I was so smitten with one particular dancing partner, we traipsed everywhere from the docks near the bar, to the room[s] of the apartment…apart from location, however, the affair was unmemorable, I guess…
The next day at the beach, as my friend and I simultaneously laughed [at the night’s adventures] and cried [at the splitting feeling in our heads], I paused to take in the scenery. I could not believe how incredibly good-looking one particular guy was, and just could not stop talking it! My friend gave me a hard time and told me to stop drooling, which was bizarre, since we usually share the same taste. I asked whether she could honestly tell me that she wasn’t JUST as attracted to the cutie in the hat and sunglasses, but that wasn’t her issue: “seriously?” she said, “you hooked up with him last night.”
Oops! I wasn’t intending to boast, I guess I just didn’t fully recall the conquest. Anyway, while his performance was not memorable, I’m happy to report his appearance was even more delightful than my intoxication had let on!
Cheers to America!
We thought Crocs were bad. Correction: Crocs are bad, and embarrassing for people over the age of 10. But toe shoes are REPULSIVE. These kind of shoes not only exist but are being worn by young guys attempting to woo young women. To rephrase that, there are beautiful, intelligent, accomplished young women in our midst dating guys wearing these shoes:
Seriously??? End of story.
SFAR
Arnold Wears “I Survived Maria!” T-Shirt
What an asshole move. Stay classy, Arnold. Also, you should probably stay far far away from bike shorts and the tanning bed. K thanks.
SFAR