10 Worst Pick Up Lines

The following pickup lines are not the typical come-ons you find on those cheesy lists of pickup lines that nobody actually uses. These are the ones that guys have actually used in real life situations in efforts to hook up with a girl:

1. Want to see my room?

2. I just bought these new curtains and I can’t figure out how to put on them up, do you think you could come help me install them after we leave the bar?

3. You must be getting tired of all of these guys coming up to you and talking to you (to girl sitting alone at a bar with no guys in sight)

4. Guy: Do you want to come home with me tonight? Girl: No Guy: OK, what about tomorrow night?

5. Where do you live? (Girl answers) Oh! I live right around there, well I guess we should probably take a cab home together.

6. Can I see your apartment?

7. I want to get you pregnant.

8. I can totally get you into [X] club, the bouncer loves me.

9. Can I buy you a drink? I can expense it, my bank lets me use my corporate card for pretty much anything.

10. Guy: Do you want a shot of tequila? Girl: No. Guy: Too bad, I’m buying you one anyway.

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Song of the Day- Faster by Matt Nathanson

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Announcing the WINNER of SFAR’s End of Summer Story Contest

Well, summer was great and we’re pretending it’s not over. In fact, we’re writing this from a kiddie pool on Park Avenue right now. We WISH!

SFAR’s first-ever End of Summer Story Contest was met with terrific enthusiasm and participation. We received tales of dating disaster, awkward texts, secondhand trauma and one of the funniest dinner reservation requests we’ve ever seen.  We were thrilled with how many people tuned in and followed the contest-we thank you ALL for being part of the excitement!

When we looked at the stories submitted, there were obviously a lot of favorites. But this contest was not measured by favorites, it was measured by sheer numbers. And with that, we would like to announce the winning story.

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Song of the Day: Rock It, by Little Red

Song of the Day: Rock It, by Little Red

Xo

SFAR

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Matrimonial Woes

This looks unpleasant.


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G Male. Have You Found Yours?

As we all know, Google is taking over the world. In other news, this is brilliant.

Happy Friday!

Xo

SFAR

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