I was walking in town recently, minding my own business when some kid from across the street hollered, “Do you know where I can buy some pot??” really loudly and right at me. Before I knew what was going on, he ran up to me. I kind of stepped back, laughed and said “Nooo? What?” to which he replied, “You seem like a closet pot smoker. That’s a compliment. Can we hang out?”
Thanks, but NO thanks.
SFAR
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The TV show “New Girl” is a new sitcom on FOX, starring the hilarious and beautiful Zooey Deschanel. In addition to being quirky and adorable, she is hilarious in her role as Jess, a teacher who recently broke up with her boyfriend and takes an open room in an apartment with three very bro-y dudes. We’re not going to tell you any more because we want you to watch it… like right now.
In the meantime, here is our Top 10 list of our Favorite things about “New Girl”:
10. The kid who challenges Winston at the wedding
9. Winston and his foreign athletic history
8. Jess at the wedding
7. Schmidt’s cowboy jacket
6. Jess’ accent
5. Coach’s shouting issues in the Pilot
4. Jess’ ex boyfriend (grungy loser, very SFAR-worthy)
3. Schmidt. So metro-frat boy douchebag (yet funny and loveable)
2. Jess’ habit of singing moments of life
1. The douchebag jar (which the guys put money in if they do something very douche-y. Kind of like a swearing jar for our generation- genius)
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While running this weekend, I came across this couple walking along the Hudson River.
You know this couples’ type. They’re the type that do EVERYTHING together. From the moment they wake up in the morning til they brush their teeth at night, they are so codependent they can barely function without the other.
So naturally, they share a scarf on a cold blustery day. And naturally, I snapped a photo of them to capture how ridiculous it looks when you attempt to share a scarf with your significant other. Each had it wrapped around their neck in the exact same fashion, and timed their steps in perfect synchronization so as to avoid strangulation.
Dude, get your own scarf and stop carrying your girlfriend’s tote bag. There are plenty of scarves to go around. For example, they are sold for $5 on every corner in Union Square. Do something for the economy and humanity and pick one up. I bet your friends don’t even recognize you anymore.
SFAR
Guy: “Do you have a condom?”
Girl: “No. We’re not doing anything tonight.”
Guy: “This sucks. (giggles)”
Girl: “Um.. what are you giggling about?”
Guy: “I was just thinking that I have a latex glove in my pocket.”
Her: “Never. Ever. EVER. Say that to anyone EVER again.”
SFAR
Have you ever been out at a bar and all of a sudden, had a puppet shoved into your face by a random man you have never met?
Neither had we… until this weekend. Believe it or not, we encountered a man walking around a bar with a lion puppet on his hand while out in New York this weekend. Obviously we stopped to snap some photos, which said man ate up like he was modeling for Vogue.
