Rejected for Free Fries at the BK Lounge

So I return to the city where I am going to grad school after a summer away.  I naturally started talking to the guy I had been seeing before we left for the break.  We went out for beers a few times…he bought. He brought me a present from when he went to visit his family for a weekend. He made dinner and invited me to join.  Nothing physical had happened between us yet.

Then on gchat one night he asked how my dating life was going, I was assuming he would suggest giving us a go because we had been hanging out. I said it was pretty uneventful, to which he responded:

guy: been seeing a local girl for little while
me:  thats exciting
guy: yeah, she works at the bk lounge
gives me discounts on fries all the time

Thanks for mentioning that a month ago… enjoy your fast food loving in the BK Lounge.

[Image Source: Gawker]

Editorial note: How disgusting and degrading is this advertisement??

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Slippy Slidey

My boyfriend came home from a business trip in Toronto and relayed the following story he’d heard from a group of male colleagues:

Once upon a time, a young man brought a young woman home to his place where they made out and started to get hot and heavy. It was their first time hooking up.

At some point, the guy asked if she wanted to get “slippy-slidey.” Though she had no idea what he was referring to, she said yes.

He led her into his bedroom, tore off the sheets and revealed the plastic surface of his water bed. From there, he proceeded to pull out a jug of Mazola cooking oil and pour it all over the rubber mattress. He then undressed and dove headfirst on to the lubed up waterbed.

Because the surface was so slick he slammed head first in to the headboard.

The young woman ran over to see if he was okay, quickly realizing he’d knocked himself unconscious. Despite the fact that she did not know where she was, or what his name was, she searched for the phone and called 911. An ambulance arrived to collect the unconscious man….still lubed up….still naked. And the young woman got the hell out of dodge.

SFAR

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Bridesmaids Outtakes

Unless you’ve been completely MIA in the past several months, you should be aware of the fact that we love Bridesmaids, a recent film comedy starring Saturday Night Live legends Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph.

We’re hopeful you’ve all seen it by now. What you might not have seen are the outtakes. Totally funny and gross, particularly thanks to Jon Hamm and his laughable style of fornicating, they’re a great reminder of why we love this film.

The good news for everybody is that the DVD  is now FOR SALE and available for purchase. Yay!

To read our original post, “Bridesmaids: Get on That”, click here.

To purchase Bridesmaids on Amazon: Click Here

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Brotherly TMI

Recently a guy I have been conversing and flirting with, shared a bit more than I was interested in hearing.

“When my brother and I were talking about you before we fell asleep the other night, he was trying to call dibs on you. I was like, no way man.”

(Note that apparently they were falling asleep in the same bed – he was visiting his brother, but still. They’re adult males.)

Awkward. Over share. And you’re “calling dibs” on me with your brother??

SFAR

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Review: Hook Book App for iPhone

Hello all you single ladies and gentlemen,

Years ago, when people wrote down contact information and kept address books, certain men might be known for possessing a “little black book”, a small telephone diary of all of the ladies they courted. Today, we’re armed with modern technology, and a new app is bringing the little black book to a more modern format. A format, which does not limit the little black book to gentlemen only. Introducing, Hook Book.

The Hook Book app allows you to log all of your information about the guys and gals you bed and rate them based on looks, personality, and “prowess” in the bedroom…. Rarrr. The coolest part of the app is that you can keep all of your interactions with your hooks private (i.e. booty call/text with no shame!) so anyone browsing through your phone won’t see all of your sexy texts.

HookBook was created by a team of Dallas twenty-somethings and allows users to log and keep track of each hookup they have. The app is visually appealing, fun to play around with and easy to use.

One could argue that, if you can’t recall the attractiveness of your hook up’s face to the point where you need to record the data electronically, you may have other problems, but we’ll leave the data entry to you!

To learn more about the app, visit  hookbookapp.com, and to download it from iTunes, click here. Thoughts? Leave your comments below.

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Song of The Day: Don’t Fuc* With My Money

 

Heard this awesome song at the Claremont Colleges in California on their radio station KSPC 88.7. Dig in and enjoy.

Xo

SFAR

To stream KSPC live: click here

 

 

 

 

Audio Source: SoundCloud

Art Source: Seizure Chicken

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