The Sexual Harasser

Posted on 03/11/2011 by admin

There is a waiter at the restaurant where I work who started to get really creepy with me in a sexually harassing manner. He would moan loudly whenever we were in physical proximity, grab at my sides, and call me sexy. After the second night of this behavior I told him to stop because he was making me very uncomfortable. I have since found out that numerous other waitresses have threatened to sue him for his behavior. I have also since found out he is the owners’ favorite employee! And, wait for it, he is married with an infant daughter. Disgusting.

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Song of the Day- The Walk by Mayer Hawthorne

Posted on 03/11/2011 by admin

Ok so we’re really into Mayer Hawthorne these days- but how can one not be? Here’s his newest video for “The Walk” from his new album.

Best line: “From the moment I met you, I thought you were fine, but your shitty fucking attitude it pissing me off.”

Check out this article on him from Time Out New York this week. The man’s got soul and swag.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn from the Kim/Kris Divorce

Posted on 01/11/2011 by admin


Top 10 Things You Can Learn from the Kim/Kris Divorce

10. Kris Jenner’s got something up her sleeve, and it’s likely crack laced with what remains of your integrity. Avoid at all costs.

9. Finding out where your future spouse hopes to settle down is of utmost importance and should take place before the words nationally televised wedding cross one’s lips.

8. If you as the groom share the same name as your future mother in law, you likely have a problem.

7. Engagement celebrations are not a time for “mini-horses covered in glitter” or your entire family adorning fake engagement rings. That’s just weird and creepy.

6. If your wedding has a title, you have a problem. Get out while you can.

5. If your wedding has a title and it is anywhere similar to “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event,” your life is a fictional rouse. Abort mission immediately.

4. The number of dresses a bride wears at her wedding is not correlated to how long her union will last.

3. You must never believe anything that E! broadcasts in a continuous loop, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (or anything produced by Ryan Seacrest for that matter).

2. Diamonds aren’t forever. Even when they cost $1 million and weigh as much as a baby kitten.

1. The Kardashians are rotting our brains.

End of story.

Xo

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Song of the Day: Your Easy Lovin’ Ain’t Pleasin’ Nothin’ by Mayer Hawthorne

Posted on 01/11/2011 by admin

Our current obsession.

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Tebowing Sweeps the Nation

Posted on 31/10/2011 by admin

I still can’t think of Tim Tebow without remembering him crying over bible verses on his eye black after UF lost the SEC Championship to Alabama (see photo). But that was 2009, and 2011 is apparently the year of the newest internet meme… “Tebowing.”

Modeled after planking and owling, Tebowing means to take a knee and silently pray, ala Tim Tebow. A new site dedicated to the move,  Tebowing, requires participants to take a picture of themselves taking a knee/praying Tebow style in a funny place.

Some of our favorites include “treebowing”:

And a dude who actually Tebowed at his wedding (RUN, WOMAN, RUN!)

Anyway, this meme is pretty stupid but entertaining nonetheless. As one sports reporter noted, you should probably get all the Tebowing out of your system before “Cutlering” takes off, which is just lying on your back while someone in a different colored jersey runs past you with a football. ZING. The end.

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Cool Story Bro Tell it Again

Posted on 31/10/2011 by admin

The first time we spotted a girl wearing a sweatshirt with this sassy phrase on it, we were pleased. Regardless of which style you prefer (t-shirt, sweatband, sweatshirt, et al.) , slapping the phrase, “Cool story bro. Tell it again.” on an article of clothing, is a whole lot of brilliant. In case you may not have noticed, there are many idiot douche bags out there telling terrible stories. Many, many douchey bros. Fortunately, there are now a variety of fashion pieces you can adorn to express blatant disinterest in their bro-i-ness.

This poignant phrase can be purchased on clothing items from many online retailers and designers. Find your unique style today.

Cool Story Bro Sweatshirt via Spread Shirt: Click Here

Find your favorite and rock your own personal style.

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