Happy Holidays!!!

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Song of the Day: We Found a Love

Song of the Day: We Found a Love, by Rihanna featuring Calvin Harris

Dance it out.

xo

SFAR

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The Boyfriend Pillow

Do you ever feel so lonely that you would rather have a pillow dressed in a man’s shirt than no pillow at all? If so, you are in luck, friend. We introduce to you: the Boyfriend Pillow.

The Boyfriend Pillow is literally a pillow stuffed into one half of a man’s collared shirt, forming the shape of half a man’s torso and arm, and meant to simulate the feeling of laying on a man’s chest. Or something. According to the promotions, it is a “Perfect sleeping companion for lonely people” and “Provides pleasure and fun for lonely hearts who want to share special bedtime moments with a man.” Interesting.

Please add this to the list of items we hope we are never given as a holiday gift.

To click through to Amazon and view the item for yourself, click here, but in case you are interested in purchasing one, we should warn you in advance, the item is SOLD OUT. We can’t make this stuff up.

SFAR

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How Not to Flirt

Recently, Kristen Wiig made an appearance on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update, to share some advice about how to flirt. Portraying Flirting Coach, Rebecca Larue, her performance provides some helpful reminders of what NOT to do when flirting this holiday season.

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Virgin Diaries: Couple Abstains from Kissing Until Marriage, Resulting in Horrific First Kiss

Kissing is great, right? There’s really no way to do it wrong, which everyone was glad to find out after fretting in elementary school that we’d have no IDEA how to make out when we had our first kiss.

However, one man has proven that, in fact, kissing can be done terribly, horribly wrong. Enter the groom from TLC’s new show “The Virgin Diaries.” He saved his first kiss until he was up at the altar with his new bride, and the results are simultaneously hysterical, horrifying, and mystifying.

This kiss will make you laugh, throw up in your mouth a little, then want to watch it again, because it’s just that good.

I’m guessing this man:
a) Is gay
b) Never saw Cruel Intentions (or any movie where anyone kissed before)
c) Has literally never seen a human kiss another human.

So many questions.

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The Walk of Shame- Holiday Edition

Tis the season to be jolly! Tis also the season of eggnog, festive holiday dresses that make you feel shiny and new, and going home with strangers who share your zest for the holiday season.

One designer recognized this and produced a brilliant ad which pretty much wraps up the walk of shame into one nice, neat, and hilarious package. Watch and laugh.

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