We love this sketch from Saturday Night Live, a comedic take on Bravo’s The Real Housewives series. Their version features Disney princesses. Watch and enjoy…
SNL Parody: Real Housewives of Disney from Coffee & Secrets on Vimeo.
We particularly enjoyed Cinderella’s mister. Hilarious!
Xo
SFAR
Here is some background on a loser guy from my job. He is separated but still legally married to a pornstar. He is 29 and a drug dealer who resorts to using the gas tank of his car to store drugs “in case he gets pulled over”. No idea how that works, but it sounds dangerous and alarming. He lives with his parents and brother, a criminal who was involved in a SWAT team arrest at the family home and is currently in jail.
This creep of a guy is constantly proclaiming how good he is in bed and how horny he is (yes, all of this while at work). I guess these charms worked on one female employee who started making out with him in the back of the restaurant. Things got heavier eventually and on the night they planned to have sex she texted me right before he came over. She texted me literally 15 mins later that he was already out the door with an excuse that his mother needed the car the next morning!!!
Whats worse is that he is apparently horrible in bed and continues to leave 10 mins after hooking up and two months later they are still sleeping together! He also propositions me constantly, sometimes in front of her. Completely disgusting.
SFAR
Song of the Day: Hey Boy, by The Blow
Happy Friday!
Xo
SFAR
After experiencing a break-up five days before Christmas, Annabel Acton found herself with heart-break and lots of items from the relationship she was ready to leave behind. As in so many break-up moments of fabulous women, she had a bolt of inspiration. Annabel conceived of an online space where women could sell items from their exes.
“We both got on the Brooklyn-bound train on 6th Ave. It was around midnight, I think. You were Asian (and am still Asian, I assume), wearing a parka with a fur hood, and had a Chinese take-out box with you. I was the Asian guy with glasses. I thought we caught each other’s eye, but I don’t mean to be presumptuous, maybe I had a huge chunk of pizza crust stuck to my cheek (this has happened before). Maybe we can get a drink or something?”
You MAYBE had a huge chunk of pizza crust stuck to your face? Awesome.
Sign me up.
SFAR.
Today is Sadie Hawkins Day, a day when women are encouraged to take life by the balls and ask a guy they like on a date. Though we had Sadie Hawkin’s dances in high school, we did not understand the history behind the name of the dance where young women were expected to invite young men (instead of the guys doing the asking) until today, when we found out the epic and hilarious story behind the tradition on a little site called Wikipedia.
