Shirt for One?

Not sure what Gap is trying to suggest with this ad, but not loving it.

Single for a reason…meaning I’d like my own shirt.

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Temporary Valentine

Upright Citizens Brigade is one of our favorite sources of comedy in New York City. Really anything related to Amy Poehler has our stamp of approval, and UCB improv is no exception. Here is a video by UCB Theater, starring one of our dear friends, the great Jocelyn DeBoer.

See if this scene rings true for any of you. We’re pretty much against dating idiots, but as long as it’s temporary, date on temporary Valentines!

To learn more about UCB Theatre: Click Here

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Internet Stalking

someecards.com - Sometimes I stalk you online to remember why I don't want you anymore.

Does this resonate? Why yes, yes it does.

Card via someecards.com

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Song of the Day: She Works Hard for the Money

During hectic days at work, this song undoubtedly comes to mind. And why shouldn’t it? We are hard-working women! Working to bring home the bacon! (Or at least pay rent and buy ourselves a blt).

Cheers to all the wonderful disco jams by Donna Summer. She will be missed and her music will live on! Dance it out.

Xo

SFAR

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Man Protests All You Can Eat Buffet

A man in Wisconsin has made headlines for protesting a local all-you-can-eat-fish buffet restaurant for alledgedly failing to give him all the fish his heart desired.

Bill Wisth, a 6-foot-6-inches tall and 350 lb man was in fact so outraged that he first called the police (shockingly they didn’t give a damn) and has since been picketing outside the restaurant, an activity he pledges to day every Sunday going forward.

According to the Associated Press, waitstaff at the restaurant report that Wisth has been a problem patron for years and “has a substantial tab he hasn’t yet paid off”. Aaaaand he’s protesting outside the restaurant with a sign.

A couple thoughts:

A. You need no more fried fish. In fact, if you never ate fried fish again, your body would probably love you for it.

B. This whole “protesting the all-you-can-eat restaurant because they didn’t serve you enough food” thing is exactly why the US has an obesity epidemic.

C. We can just bet there are a few ladies out there who would have pretty funny SFAR stories to submit about dating you, and man would we love to hear from them!

Yowza.

SFAR

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Long-Winded, Passive Aggressive Texter Makes an Uh-Oh

Today, we learned of a fellow New York lady who recently went out with a lawyer she met at a bar. After their first date, he texted her to see whether she wanted to go out again because he “didn’t want to waste his time” (the quintessential New Yorker’s approach to dating).

The resulting texting exchange that ensued is not only entertaining, but gives us a look into the mind of someone who’s just been rejected. In this guy’s case is goes like this: 1) Rate the girl on some 10 point scale that apparently applies to all women everywhere and puts a quantifiable number on their worthiness of your attention, affirm to your bros that she is in fact only “average.” 2) Tell yourself, and her for that matter, that she was the lucky one to be graced by your fedora-wearing, avenger-watching presence.

And here are the texts for your reading pleasure:

Source: Gawker

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