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Funny or Die: Douche Bage’
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Tagged Comedy, Dale Thomas Krupla, Douche Bage', Funny or Die, humor, Video
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John Mayer, Still a Douche
Here we are again, blogging about the douche that is John Mayer.
Several articles have been published this week in regards to statements made by John Mayer in a recent interview in Rolling Stone. In the article, Mayer decries Taylor Swift’s song “Dear John” (which is allegedly about him), stating that he found her display of public emotion through song, “kind of cheap songwriting”. He went on to elevate his personal pity party by saying that Dear John “really caught him off guard” and “humiliated” him at a time when he’d already been “dressed down”. BOO freaking who. You know what we think of John Mayer? He’s an asshole. An asshole who skeeves around with women and girls, and happened to really hurt one young woman who was not only HIGHLY talented but held a tremendous fan base. Probably should have thought about that in advance, Johnny Boy!
Every element of his interview in Rolling Stone is so unbelievably self-serving. Continue reading
Posted in Douche of the Week, SFAR Editorial
Tagged Douche, Douche bag, John Mayer, Rolling Stone, Strong woman, Taylor Swift
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Subway Peepshow
I was riding the train to the school where I teach one morning when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Some sort of seeds (maybe sunflower seeds?) were spilling out of a paper bag a man seated across from me was holding. The falling seeds caught my attention and then I noticed the man who was holding them. The man was wearing sunglasses, a hooded sweatshirt and ripped up jeans. They were the kind of jeans you would expect to find holes in the knees but this guy had the “shredded denim” specifically in his crotch area. I know this because he was sitting spread eagle. Even worse I then unfortunately noticed – wait for it- that his “member” was completely exposed and 100% visible. He was not wearing underwear. I was so in shock and uncomfortable that I made a disgusted face, at which point we had a moment of awkward eye contact- he actually made eye contact and kept sitting there with his ripped jeans spread open and his dick exposed. I attempted to make eye contact with other riders in the train car. Wasn’t anyone else noticing this man’s lewd display???
As soon as we got to my stop I hurried off and didn’t look back.
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Posted in Dysfunction Junction, Fashion Faux-Pas
Tagged commuting, peepshow, Ripped Jeans, Subway, TMI
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Someecard on Genuine Disinterest
Thank heavens Someecards.com puts our thoughts into e-card form.
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Tagged disinterest, E-cards, Someecards
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The Mindy Project
If you read our blog regularly, you probably already know that we hardcore heart Mindy Kaling. She’s smart, hysterically funny, uber talented, adorable and generally rad. She writes, she blogs, she’s been an integral part of the US version of The Office’s appeal AND she’s now about to star in her own prime time comedy show entitled, The Mindy Project. We can’t wait.
The Mindy Project will follow the life of New Yorker Mindy Lahiri, a single female OB/GYN working to find love and happiness in the Big Apple. Girl, we hear that! It’s hard to say what we love most about the upcoming showing, due out on Fox this fall right after New Girl (another show we love and have written about). We are confident that with talent like Chris Messina and writers like Jeremy Bronson (one of our favorite writers from Late Night With Jimmy Fallon) this show is going to be a weekly must-see. In the meantime, here’s a look at the trailer and a list of our current favorite things that we know so far about The Mindy Project.
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Tagged Fox, Mindy Kaling, New Girl, The Mindy Project
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The Nation’s Capital of Awkwardness
On a 3-day business trip I became chummy with a heavy-set guy who worked in our company’s office in Washington, DC, where my work meetings were being held. We hung out a couple of nights over drinks which culminated in one final night of drunken idiocy. It started at the W hotel where we got drunk on martinis with a couple of mutual work friends. By 6pm I had decided I would take a later train to New York (the next stop on my work trip). Fast forward a few hours though and martinis at the W led to drinks a bar in Georgetown, which led to another bar, which led to me shit-faced, sitting on this guy’s lap and thinking he was the greatest thing since sliced bread. I digress. At some point “we” decided I would stay at his place, wake up at the crack of dawn and take the first train in the morning to be back for meetings in NYC.
Back at his place we messily and briefly hooked up before I passed out and awoke to the blare of my alarm at 4:45am. I was still drunk as I turned the light on next to the bed and saw… an autographed framed photo of the guy and NEWT GINGRICH grinning arm-in-arm staring back into my face. Scary.
I gathered my things, caught a cab and was off. After sleeping on the train, drinking a large coffee, and trying to snap our of the haze, I was back at my desk in NYC when he IM’ed me over the company instant messaging system. After some initial pleasantries he skipped right to the awkwardness.
Him: So, how are your inner thighs feeling?
Me: Um, what??
Him: They must be chafed from my beard, spending so much time down there last night 🙂
Yup, a smiley face after talking about “chafing my thighs” (an act I don’t honestly recall) on the company instant messenger. Gross. Awkward. SFAR.
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Posted in This is Awkward, Workplace Foibles
Tagged awkward workplace, Beards, Business Trips, Chafing, DC, Instant Messenger, NYC, Workplace
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