Minivan Cruiser

Posted on 17/07/2012 by admin

Walking down the street in a lakeside town on vacation with my sister, two men pulled up to a stoplight in a minivan with the windows down, blaring music. I glanced over and they were making gestures, cat-calling, typical gross stuff. Kind of hard not to notice. I shot them a disinterested look and slowed down my walk to hopefully lose them. I was trying to enjoy my vacation! As they drove through the light I noticed the back of the car- sorry, the minivan- had one of those stickers of a stick people family. You know the kind that are stuck on the back of every American family’s SUV or minivan? Continue reading →

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And The Award for Worst Pick-up Line Goes to…

Posted on 16/07/2012 by admin

Nothing to sober you happy drunk than the worst pick up line EVER! In Perth for work having a few too many drinks with a mate when a guy comes up to her with the opening line of (brace yourself) “hey baby, I can make you a young mum!”

Worst. Pick-up. Line. Ever.

SFAR

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Song of the Day: Boys Don’t Cry

Posted on 14/07/2012 by admin

Song of the Day: Boys Don’t Cry, by The Cure

Xo

SFAR

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Ultra Death, Ultra Uncomfortable

Posted on 10/07/2012 by admin

After work one day, I was over at this guy’s apartment.  We were dating for a while at this point.  As we talked about our days, the guy started unpacking his bag and took out a ziplock back containing hot sauce, which had spilled all over the inside of the bag.  As he was cleaning off the hot sauce bottle, I asked him what it was for.  He went into details about his love for hot sauce and his quest to find the hottest one.  He proudly showed me the label, which read “Ultra Death,” and explained how it was more potent than mase, claiming it was “hotter than 900 jalepenos.”  Continue reading →

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Bowling Bust

Posted on 09/07/2012 by admin

I was going out with this guy I know from work to a bowling club. Once there, he informed me that the name his friends call him is Superman and insisted that I refer to him by that name throughout the night. He also showed me where he had intentionally created a Superman logo tan on his chest – by legitimately painting his chest with sunscreen in the logo and waiting to get burnt everywhere else!

During the same night, he also insisted that I pay and said, “you’re so lucky to have someone like me around”. I thought I could forgive his obvious lack of experience with women/general lack of social skills and told myself that I would just stick with it through one date. The final straw though was when he started singing “Whistle” by Flo Rida and making suggestive movements to the words “blow my whistle baby”! I made an excuse and bolted towards the door, but before I could get out of the date, he grabbed my hand, kissed me and asked me to be his girlfriend. This was on the second date, after having known each other for less than a week! No, thanks – next!

SFAR

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Man Serenading Cat Reaffirms Why this Website Exists

Posted on 05/07/2012 by admin

This video pretty much captures why we created this website. A man, drunk, rolling on the ground singing “Kiss from a Rose” to his cat. There are so many things wrong with this video, including the fact that he obviously filmed it himself and posted it on YouTube himself.

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