Ohhh Missed Connections. How you fascinate and frighten us, particularly when you describe sociopathic behaviors and super-hero foreplay.
Below are a few of our favorites… Email me for a drink! Right.
xo SFAR
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Blonde with blue scrubs again – m4w (Midtown West)
You never emailed me. I thought maybe it wasn’t meant to be. Then I saw you again yesterday. Followed you for a few blocks. Reached out and touched your hair lightly at an intersection. Very soft. I don’t think you saw me this time – you were wearing a green hat today (no more trapper hat?) with some fancy headphones on top. I whispered in your ear but you couldn’t hear me.
E-mail me, we’ll get drinks.
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Giving Blood – m4w
You: Sitting in the donor waiting area at the Red Cross looking relaxed and cute as all get-out.
Me: In the recovery area, dizzy and eating oatmeal-raisin cookies.
It seemed we had some nice eye-contact, but on top of being dizzy I’m a bit shy, so I left without saying a word. Argh! You might be my type!
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Male Villain Seeking Female Arch-Enemy – m4w
Howdy, I’m looking for a deadly vixen to do battle with on a weekly basis. We could meet in parks, rooftops, on the top of a moving train, on top of a moving truck, on top of anything really. My last arch-enemy found a new villain to fight when she decided beating me was too easy =(. I’m looking for someone strong, but not too strong. If you’re about Buffy strong, you’re too strong, but if you’re about Sailor Mercury strong, that’s too weak. Costumes are a plus and bring a group if you want, but no more than 3 because there’s a difference between losing a battle and just straight up getting jumped. Should we ever have a common greater foe, I’m all for teaming up, but just that one time. Please respond soon, I’m so out of practice. I don’t even have any putties to fight.