A man in Wisconsin has made headlines for protesting a local all-you-can-eat-fish buffet restaurant for alledgedly failing to give him all the fish his heart desired.
Bill Wisth, a 6-foot-6-inches tall and 350 lb man was in fact so outraged that he first called the police (shockingly they didn’t give a damn) and has since been picketing outside the restaurant, an activity he pledges to day every Sunday going forward.
According to the Associated Press, waitstaff at the restaurant report that Wisth has been a problem patron for years and “has a substantial tab he hasn’t yet paid off”. Aaaaand he’s protesting outside the restaurant with a sign.
A couple thoughts:
A. You need no more fried fish. In fact, if you never ate fried fish again, your body would probably love you for it.
B. This whole “protesting the all-you-can-eat restaurant because they didn’t serve you enough food” thing is exactly why the US has an obesity epidemic.
C. We can just bet there are a few ladies out there who would have pretty funny SFAR stories to submit about dating you, and man would we love to hear from them!
Yowza.
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