Scene: Senior College Beach Week
Guy (trying to convince girl to hook up with him): I won’t tell my long-distance girlfriend if you don’t tell your long-distance boyfriend…
Two years later, same guy and girl:
Guy: I won’t tell my non-existent girlfriend if you don’t tell your…?
Wonder why that never worked out…
I Won’t Tell…
Scene: Senior College Beach Week
Guy (trying to convince girl to hook up with him): I won’t tell my long-distance girlfriend if you don’t tell your long-distance boyfriend…
Two years later, same guy and girl:
Guy: I won’t tell my non-existent girlfriend if you don’t tell your…?
Wonder why that never worked out…