There are certain items of clothing (accessories included) that should raise red flags in your mind. On that note, we’d like to turn your attention to…the hemp wallet. You may remember these from guys you knew in high school or college. Or you may still be in college and therefore find yourself subjected to them yet today. We’re sure there are some people out there who carry hemp wallets for purely environmental reasons- perhaps they are strict vegans or care passionately about embracing America’s number one cash crop. We don’t take issue with either of those positions.
We do think it’s important to note however, for anyone out there currently dating a hemp wallet to acknowledge that these sort of accessories tend to carry with them a lifestyle. A lifestyle that may involve selling drugs and having the police show up to his mother’s house on Thanksgiving Day, or something. SFAR