The August issue of GQ features Mila Kunis on the cover and a very funny and accurate ranking of the country’s douchiest colleges. What’s best about this piece is not only which colleges they chose, but the minute descriptive portrayals of the specific kinds of douche bags each school molds.
At MIT, the douche bag may boast “an extensive action figure collection” and brute instinct to shoot down everything they did not personally invent– “that’s not even a cool technology”. So spot on. At University of Florida, it’s the sunbaked-too-long-on-a-lawnchair douche wearing Gators gear and 24/7/365 raucous demeanor. Brigham Young? The Mitt Romney for President douche. And so on.
We were particularly glad to see both Cornell and Yale on the list, as they churn out some of the most vile and offensive douches in our experience. There are sooo many Cornell and Yale douches in NYC- you can’t throw a boat shoe without hitting one. Trust us. We couldn’t make these factoids up if we tried!
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