An e-mail sent to a fraternity listserve by the president.
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Bros,
Just as a reminder, please have your Formal dates secured by NO
LATER than the end of THIS WEEK. Plan for the formal to be on
SATURDAY so that the girls do not think its on Friday and accept
invites from other houses. If the formal has to be on Friday for some
God forsaken reason, then you will still have a date for our formal
anyway.
Obviously because of the events of last night, in combination with
other unfortunate events that have occurred this semester, we all must
be taking EXTREMELY hot dates so that we will dominate in girls and
social dynamic. Like I said in chapter, the date who you take to
formal is a reflection of you; therefore, it is a reflection of the
house as well. If we all take good looking dates, then all the rushes
will know that we are cool and have a good following of hot girls. If
your potential date is not AT LEAST an 8, please reconsider and take a
girl who is.