We have a soft spot for The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise, particularly this season. We love spirited, single mom Emily Maynard’s season for it’s unique and completely different approach. How could we not? Emily takes the task at hand seriously and has focused much of the season on uncovering what the bachelors are like not in helicopters or skinny dipping sessions, but in her home town, helping out with errands, meeting her friends. She wants a real man and a REAL relationship. And we love that.
One of the funniest parts of the episodes of both The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are how the contestants behave when they are eliminated from the show. In 2011 Brad Womack season of The Bachelor, we featured a post about the Faces of Rejected Bachelorettes. And for this season, we think it’s only fair to poke fun at the Faces of Rejected Bachelors. These shots may not incorporate as much crying or heavy mascara running, but they’re pretty classic nonetheless!
In celebration of this Sunday’s season finale, enjoy the faves of rejected bachelors, a few of our favorites below:
The “angry mannequin” face…
The “rejected Tim Tebow” face…
The “blatantantly DRUNK” face…
The “Neighhhhhh!!!!!, I’m a horse (and drunk)” face…
The “soft red-eyed cry” face…
The “world’s smallest violin, playing a sad, sad song for you” face…
The “seriously, I REALLY need an oil-free wipe/I’m a douche” face…
And finally,
The “HOW could you say no to my carefully sculpted mutton chops????!!!” face…
The season finale of The Bachelorette airs this Sunday night- TONIGHT- at 8pm on ABC. We know we’ll be watching!
