This week, the Croatian Times reported about a man who tried to woo a lady by riding, well, crashing actually (drunken) into her home on horseback.
According to the paper, Jan Rudnicki, 40, hatched the scheme to bowl over divorcee Gosia Domoslawska after a night’s drinking down his local bar in Jarnoltowka, Poland. Sound familiar, readers? Brilliant ideas hatched while drinking?
Later that evening, Domoslawska was watching TV when Rudnicki allegedly showed up stripped to the waist on the horse and “smashed the door like a battering ram”.
We’re all for chivalry, but this story is ridiculous! Yet another reminder gentlemen, why “making impulsive decisions while intoxicated” is NOT a good idea, and will rarely impress a lady. Particularly when your idea involves forced entry and riding a horse shirtless while reeking of rum. Yikes. SFAR
To read the Croatian Times article: Click Here