Category Archives: Wall Street Wankers

One Investment Banker’s Approach to Dating

Posted on 14/12/2011 by admin

In New York, dating is an activity. Nay, it is a sport. And in this sport, there are many crazy sequences of events that lead to many hilarious stories (some of which end up right here on this blog). Once … Continue reading →

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Double-Borough Dating

Posted on 11/07/2011 by admin

We hate to give this guy more attention. Because he’s a hardcore serious douche. We do however want to make you aware that things like this HAPPEN. According to an article in the New York Post last week, a 27 … Continue reading →

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“I work in finance”- A Pet Peeve

Posted on 28/06/2011 by admin

Dear Men of New York, When I meet you and you ask the obligatory first question of every conversation in New York (“What do you do?”), I will happily oblige and tell you what you really want to know, which … Continue reading →

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Larry Flynt’s Hustlers On The Move

Posted on 06/06/2011 by admin

You may remember a story we posted a couple of months back about Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club’s innovative marketing strategies of poaching young suits in Midtown Manhattan. Well, apparently, that effort has not been fruitful enough for Larry, as he … Continue reading →

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Donkey Dick/ Horse Pat

Posted on 21/04/2011 by admin

Scene: Lower East Side rockers bar, the one where Lady Gaga’s boyfriend is the bartender (read: Bros/ Wallstreeters are not allowed) I’m sitting at the bar with a couple of friends. Above the bar there is a sign on the wall that … Continue reading →

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a) Hanging out with this guy looks SO boring. b) He was fired after this video aired. Ouch

Posted on 17/03/2011 by Single for a Reason

a) Hanging out with this guy looks SO boring. b) He was fired after this video aired. Ouch, being unemployed in New York is not fun, especially when you blew your first year analyst money on $200 cocktails made with champagne … Continue reading →

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