Category Archives: This is Awkward

Funny things from the internet, or that readers have received.

Mutton Chops and Infidelity

Posted on 30/09/2011 by admin

Prelude: I wish I had written this when I remembered more. I began my evening with 4 Loko around 10PM- that was my first mistake. I soon ventured out to Long Island City with friends- then Greenpoint- then decided that … Continue reading →

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Wild Bosses

Posted on 15/09/2011 by admin

The following stories concern the two bosses at the restaurant where I work. They are an old couple, about 60 years old. The man is 300 pounds and really hairy, and the woman is approx. 4’9″ and looks like a … Continue reading →

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10 Worst Pick Up Lines

Posted on 14/09/2011 by admin

The following pickup lines are not the typical come-ons you find on those cheesy lists of pickup lines that nobody actually uses. These are the ones that guys have actually used in real life situations in efforts to hook up … Continue reading →

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Gumby Tries to Rob 7-11, Fails

Posted on 08/09/2011 by admin

Dear Sir, perhaps next time you shouldn’t wear a giant cartoon Gumby costume when trying to rob a convenience store. Moreover, perhaps you should stop committing crimes in general. It doesn’t seem to suit you. SFAR via Fark.com

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A Cappella Gets Dorkier

Posted on 08/09/2011 by admin

If you ever worry about the millennial generation not being capable of becoming the leaders of tomorrow, fear not! We are doing extremely productive things that really make the most of our time, like recording a capella versions of the … Continue reading →

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The Cab Attack

Posted on 07/09/2011 by admin

Scene: A group of 3 friends are out together in DC. They go to a bar where they dance, indulge in some beverages, talk to some people and decide to leave the bar around 2 am. A cab pulls up … Continue reading →

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