Category Archives: Terrible Texts

I Hope You Woke Up Alone

Posted on 27/01/2011 by admin

Texts from a guy 5 minutes after meeting him on NYE. Guy: So I just met u, call me so we can talk Girl: No response Guy: I really meant what I said, it was nice to meet you Girl: … Continue reading →

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Boobs and Basketball

Posted on 26/01/2011 by admin

boy: so someone just sent me a picture of emma watson’s boobs haha girl: cooool boy: i don’t believe this picture is real. i have reason to believe it was fabricated girl: (no response) boy: what’s the score of the … Continue reading →

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All Aboard the Train to Douche Town

Posted on 26/01/2011 by admin

Boy: Where to fucker? Girl: Are you kidding? Boy: gggmg%mvvmgmvmg%mmvsgamd

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Bed Bugs for Steak Dinner, Not an Even Exchange

Posted on 21/01/2011 by admin

Girl: I hear your company has bed bugs. Are you in quarantine? Boy: Lol, it is miserable, how does news spread like that? What happened to our date lil lady? Girl: I have intel, you never followed up on a … Continue reading →

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Come Find Me

Posted on 19/01/2011 by admin

Boy: We r in Meatpacking. Come find me. Girl: I hope you realize how ridiculous that message was. Boy: Ya it was, but where r u? Girl: Home. Boy: Where r u?

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Cool Company. Really?

Posted on 19/01/2011 by admin

Single 1: Great time as always. Get some rest; safe travels tomorrow. Single 2: Fun evening, cool company. Have a good day.

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