Category Archives: Sex Slip-Ups

The Fickle Abstainer

Posted on 25/02/2011 by admin

Guy calls girl after 6 weeks of dating: Guy: Yeah, so I’ve been thinking… I’m going to start going back to Church, I don’t feel okay with what we’re doing. We can still see each other… But we can’t have … Continue reading →

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The Man-Made Bed

Posted on 13/02/2011 by admin

One night I was out in the meatpacking district and I met this sexy Greek architect.  After a few dinner dates, the architect invited me out to his place in Brooklyn.  When I got to his very trendy, 1-bedroom apartment, … Continue reading →

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Little Man Needs a Bigger Hat

Posted on 07/02/2011 by admin

Subtitle: The Worst Excuse We’ve Heard for Unsafe Sex in the Past 7 Days Guy: My penis doesn’t react well to condoms. Girl: What does that mean? Guy: It feels like it’s being suffocated…

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Awkward Bedside Confessions

Posted on 04/02/2011 by admin

SCENE: In bed post-coital Guy: Can I ask you something? Girl: Yes. Guy: No, it’s too much, I shouldn’t. Girl: Okay… Guy: Alright. If you’re sure. Girl: Just ask me. Guy: So… I have gotten into shaving down there and … Continue reading →

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Mama’s Boy

Posted on 25/01/2011 by admin

Boyfriend: So, my mom thinks you and I should stop having sex. Girlfriend: Wait…what? Are you seriously considering that? Boyfriend: I mean, she’s always told me what to do, and I’ve always listened to her.

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Bedside Overshare

Posted on 23/01/2011 by admin

Girl: “Did you miss me?” Guy: (Panting) “Yes. I masturbate thinking about you everyday.” Girl: “What?”

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