Category Archives: Media Findings

Gumby Tries to Rob 7-11, Fails

Posted on 08/09/2011 by admin

Dear Sir, perhaps next time you shouldn’t wear a giant cartoon Gumby costume when trying to rob a convenience store. Moreover, perhaps you should stop committing crimes in general. It doesn’t seem to suit you. SFAR via Fark.com

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A Cappella Gets Dorkier

Posted on 08/09/2011 by admin

If you ever worry about the millennial generation not being capable of becoming the leaders of tomorrow, fear not! We are doing extremely productive things that really make the most of our time, like recording a capella versions of the … Continue reading →

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Pew Center finds 1/3 Millenials Awkward A**holes

Posted on 16/08/2011 by admin

The latest survey from the Pew Internet & American Life Project explores how reliant American cellphone users are becoming on their mobile devices. Their findings, make millenials look like cellphone obsessed androids. Whoops. We’re going to be taking a closer … Continue reading →

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White, Male, 55 Year Old Casino Rapper

Posted on 15/08/2011 by admin

There is a man, A Samuels, from Newark, NJ, who decided he wanted to make a rap video about his phat life. He is white and owns casinos and made a song where he “raps” and sings “livin de life” … Continue reading →

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Tina Fey’s New Baby Girl!

Posted on 15/08/2011 by admin

Tina Fey is one of the most badass women in her industry. In addition to starring on Saturday Night Live for 9 years, also created one of our FAVORITE shows, 30 Rock. Oh and, you know, picked up seven Emmy Awards, … Continue reading →

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Walmart: More Than Just Savings

Posted on 11/08/2011 by admin

A man was arrested in Louisiana yesterday for “obscenity”, which in this particular situation translates to driving around a Walmart parking lot with his erect dick out. Why would he do that, you might ask? According to police records, he … Continue reading →

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