Category Archives: Fashion Faux-Pas

Hemp Wallets

Posted on 19/05/2011 by admin

There are certain items of clothing (accessories included) that should raise red flags in your mind. On that note, we’d like to turn your attention to…the hemp wallet. You may remember these from guys you knew in high school or … Continue reading →

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Pejazzling has arrived.

Posted on 18/05/2011 by admin

Fellas, are you tired of your girlfriend’s sexy bits getting all of the attention? Do you get jealous when you see her beautiful vejazzled private parts? Well, fear no more. The pejazzle is here! You too can stick tiny crystals … Continue reading →

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A New, Heinous Take on White Tees

Posted on 20/04/2011 by admin

Just when we thought white t-shirts were a pretty safe article of clothing, Gilt posted these beauties for sale last week. Not only are these t-shirts heinous, they are also completely non-utilitarian, cost $69 a pop and by the end of … Continue reading →

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Face Shirt

Posted on 14/04/2011 by admin

                     This man created fabric of his OWN FACE, then made a shirt which he apparently wears out in public. Nothing like covering your overweight belly with a short-sleeved button-up covered in photos of your own face that could also double as … Continue reading →

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Man Jewelry

Posted on 08/04/2011 by admin

It all began with puka shell necklaces in middle school and now it seems everywhere you turn there is a gold chain necklace peeking out from underneath a guys shirt, subtly pinching on his chest hair and causing a strange, reviled … Continue reading →

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Ribbon Belt Boy

Posted on 01/04/2011 by admin

Girl: Well if we have sex, I want it to be special. I don’t want to be just another notch on your belt, you know? Guy: Oh don’t worry. I wear ribbon belts.

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