Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction

Nice Try

Posted on 31/01/2011 by admin

Boy: My room mate keeps sex-iling me…so I was thinking…could you spend the night in my room so that I can get back at him? (Girl quickly leaves the room)

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Because Even Ivy-Educated Bros are Sick Freaks

Posted on 27/01/2011 by admin

Link: Because Even Ivy-Educated Bros are Sick Freaks http://jezebel.com/5723470/princeton-alums-state-dept-staffer-compete-in-revolting-sex-contest

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Austin Powers

Posted on 25/01/2011 by admin

Scene: It’s Halloween, and there is a guy dressed as Austin Powers. He is THE ONLY guy dressed up at the bar. –Guy: If I were the real Austin Powers, I’d make you my mate.

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Mama’s Boy

Posted on 25/01/2011 by admin

Boyfriend: So, my mom thinks you and I should stop having sex. Girlfriend: Wait…what? Are you seriously considering that? Boyfriend: I mean, she’s always told me what to do, and I’ve always listened to her.

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Boy: I just like really want to find a girl I can get to know. It’s important to me that I find an emotional connection before the physical…you know? Girl: Sure. Guy: So…do you want to go back to my … Continue reading →

Posted on 25/01/2011 by admin | Comments Off on Woo-ing Fail

Confessions of Affection

Posted on 24/01/2011 by admin

If you are considering a girl you have known for many years that you have “always liked her,” always had a “thing” for her in college or high school, or secretly always wanted to date her, this is probably a bad … Continue reading →

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