Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction

It’s the Thought that Counts?

Posted on 14/02/2011 by admin

[sent via gchat on Valentines day] your flowers and chocolates are in the mail!!! (not really but just imagine they are)

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Rep Will Show You His Grand Ole Party

Posted on 09/02/2011 by admin

Today, Rep. Christopher Lee (R-NY) was caught red-handed sending pics of his bod to babes in the “Women Seeking Men” area of Craigslist… Confusing, check. Pathetic, check. Surprising? Not so much. UPDATE: This man has RESIGNED! He also used his … Continue reading →

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Scene: Madison Avenue office building Girl is walking inside and notices a very attractive man, who is also returning the gaze. The two lock eyes and the girl approaches the entrance. The man, not looking where he is walking, slams DIRECTLY … Continue reading →

Posted on 08/02/2011 by admin | Comments Off on Smooth Operator

How Porn is Affecting the American Male Libido

Posted on 04/02/2011 by admin

This month’s New York Magazine is full of many gems, most notably, for our purposes, “He’s Just Not That Into Anyone”. A revealing, and dare I say, relevant look into the increasingly acknowleged physical and emotional side effects of online … Continue reading →

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Steamy Showers, Spandex, and Bro-Mances

Posted on 03/02/2011 by admin

Scene: College Crew Team Boathouse, after practice. The Men’s crew team at my school, like most other small, liberal arts colleges, suffered from a bro-mance problem, a problem that definitely pushed the bounds of a platonic relationship. Intra-team romances were … Continue reading →

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Holding onto Mommy

Posted on 31/01/2011 by admin

Boy: oh, btw, you should know i hate flying, i’m terrified me: haha, oh geez they make pills for that… Boy: what are they… Girl: anxiety pills, my sister is scared of flying she digs holes into my arm Boy: … Continue reading →

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