Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction

Salad Fingers

Posted on 23/02/2011 by admin

Scene: Mom and daughter sit down at a relatively empty sports bar for dinner. After not seeing each other for some time, they have much to catch up on.  As soon as daughter gets her salad, a creepy, grungy man … Continue reading →

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But the Cream Works!

Posted on 23/02/2011 by admin

Within 15 minutes of the first meeting (at Denny’s no less!)…. Boy: I can’t get a hard-on anymore, so the doctor gave me a cream to rub on it. The cream works, although it smells really bad. Girl: (stunned silence)

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Douche of the Week: Scott Disick

Posted on 23/02/2011 by admin

First came Kim’s sex tape. Then the whole family got famous off of her sex-sess and Seacrest/E gave them a reality show. However painful it was to watch people with no skills or particular talents waste money on Birkin bags and Louboutins, there was nothing that could prepare us for … Continue reading →

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Stock Photos: Women vs. Technology

Posted on 17/02/2011 by admin

We are big fan’s of Huffington Post’s stock photos collections. Our recent fave? “Women vs. Technology”, a series of stock photos of couples where the man is distracted by technology and the woman is distraught, frenzied or in dopey adoration. … Continue reading →

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Pervy Men: They Come in All Sizes

Posted on 17/02/2011 by admin

Scene: Girl moves to NYC for her first big job after college and struggles to adjust to the ‘conditions’ of the NY subway during rush hour…. The bumping, nudging, pushing and general man-handling that occurs ubiquitously on the NY subway … Continue reading →

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Faces of Rejected Bachelorettes

Posted on 14/02/2011 by admin

It’s Monday, which means BACHELOR TIME! (or as I like to call it: Lonely Dumb Bar Owner from Austin Preys on 20-something fame addicts). In celebration of this occasion, enjoy the faces of rejected bachelorettes, a few of our favorites … Continue reading →

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