Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction

Simple Requests

Posted on 04/04/2011 by admin

Girl: Baby can you get me some wine? Guy: Can you close your laptop and make out with me for a little bit?

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Beware of the male artist

Posted on 31/03/2011 by admin

I recently met an “artist” on the street and made the poor decision to follow him to a party in Brooklyn. Upon meeting my friend, the first thing he tells her is that he is so into meditation that he … Continue reading →

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Prepare to laugh. This is an EPIC voicemail that was left on the wrong guy’s machine from a

Posted on 30/03/2011 by Single for a Reason

Prepare to laugh. This is an EPIC voicemail that was left on the wrong guy’s machine from a girl named Dominic (huh?) who either works at Ebay or Jamba juice and loves the name Eunice but doesn’t know how to spell … Continue reading →

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Bottle Service

Posted on 28/03/2011 by admin

I met a guy through some friends and we hung out as a group a couple of times. One night we all went out to a club and he bought a bottle. We all had a great time and then … Continue reading →

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Phish Heads

Posted on 18/03/2011 by admin

I feel sorry attributing this post to Phish, because I don’t know all that much about Phish and I’m sure somewhere out there, there are reasonable level-headed people who enjoy the band and attend their concerts. As for self-described “Phish heads”, you’re … Continue reading →

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Dear Nancy, I love you so much. Sorry I killed you. Love, Sid.

Posted on 11/03/2011 by admin

This letter was penned by a 20-year-old Sid Vicious a few months before he was accussed of stabbing Nancy to death. How sweet. Our personal favorites: Has fab taste in clothes, great hustler.                    

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