Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction

Man Licks His Shoes Clean on the Subway

Posted on 16/05/2011 by admin

Living in New York can be great. Then there are the times when you see things like this on your way to work and have the sudden urge to move to a dude ranch in Wyoming.

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Levi Johnston: Deer in the Headlights

Posted on 13/05/2011 by admin

Once upon a time, John McCain decided he needed to win the votes of American women and called up a lil’ lady named Sarah Palin to ask if she would be his running mate. Little did he know that this … Continue reading →

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OCD Much?

Posted on 10/05/2011 by admin

Backstory: After three weeks of dating a guy who I thought was a somewhat shy cutie from the Midwest, I saw his apartment for the first time when I slept over one night.  Horror awaited. For your convenience, a sampling of … Continue reading →

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Bums Party Too

Posted on 03/05/2011 by admin

Bums Party Too I was at a warehouse party and, since I have a thing for punks, was very excited when I spotted a completely punk style guy carrying a dog. So cute! I went up to him and we started chatting.  I … Continue reading →

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Sobriety

Posted on 27/04/2011 by admin

Sometimes we singles get caught up in the moment and imagine a suitor to be better than they actually are. We want to love and nurture the men that come into our lives, even if they have rather glaring problems. Enter: hot … Continue reading →

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Splenda Thief

Posted on 14/04/2011 by admin

Scene: Couple enters a subway car, sits down and complains about their 40- minute commute home. Girl begins reading a book while the guy reaches into his bag to grab his. Girl spots something in her boyfriend’s bag of which … Continue reading →

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