Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction

The Electric Worm

Posted on 24/01/2011 by admin

Girl: Can you do the electric worm if we go out dancing? Boy: ill electric worm you

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Dip

Posted on 24/01/2011 by admin

Dipping makes you look like you have a cancerous tumor in your mouth- which is ironically what you will have if you keep chewing tobacco. Also, spit cups are quite possibly the grossest thing ever.

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Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

Posted on 24/01/2011 by admin

Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

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Blackouts

Posted on 24/01/2011 by admin

Boy: Remember that time we went out after graduation? Girl: Yes, that was such a fun night. Boy: I think I tried to kiss you, but I honestly can’t remember.

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Bed Bugs for Steak Dinner, Not an Even Exchange

Posted on 21/01/2011 by admin

Girl: I hear your company has bed bugs. Are you in quarantine? Boy: Lol, it is miserable, how does news spread like that? What happened to our date lil lady? Girl: I have intel, you never followed up on a … Continue reading →

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New Yorkers… Single for Many Reasons

Posted on 19/01/2011 by admin

According to a New York Times article documenting Murray Hill (a post-grad den for bros) in New York City. Within the limits of the fratty neighborhood lies a high-rise apartment building with 700+ apartments (each probably containing 3 people thanks to fake walls). … Continue reading →

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