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Would you like a band-aid for that burn?

Posted on 25/01/2011 by admin

Boy (one month after dumping girl): I know we haven’t spoken in a while but I just wanted to let you know that I got rejected everywhere except I got waitlisted at *Insert douchey ivy league school here*. Girl: Sorry, … Continue reading →

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Confessions of Affection

Posted on 24/01/2011 by admin

If you are considering a girl you have known for many years that you have “always liked her,” always had a “thing” for her in college or high school, or secretly always wanted to date her, this is probably a bad … Continue reading →

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