Category Archives: Douchey Comments

It’s the Thought that Counts?

Posted on 14/02/2011 by admin

[sent via gchat on Valentines day] your flowers and chocolates are in the mail!!! (not really but just imagine they are)

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TMI- Again and Again

Posted on 07/02/2011 by admin

Scene: Corporate Office Male boss takes liberty to inform conference room of constituents (mostly female) that he is dealing with a stomach bug and “nightmare explosive diarrhea”. He says this with a look of semi-pride. Seriously, Guy? SFAR

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Goodnight BJ?

Posted on 03/02/2011 by admin

(After spending every night together for 9 months) Scene: couple sitting on the couch watching tv Guy: So, is it okay that I got a blow job last night? Girl:  ??! What?! When could you have possibly gotten a blow job? Guy:  Well, I took … Continue reading →

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@YouHaveToBeKidding

Posted on 02/02/2011 by admin

Note: This is a (self-described) “hot” NY guy’s actual Twitter bio. We kid you not. “Bio I’m single, I’m hot, I’m DTF. In da NYC. Tweeting about a bunch of random stuff, most of it NC-17”   Ummm. Wow. Well, … Continue reading →

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Sturdy Girl

Posted on 28/01/2011 by admin

Boy (stretching out next to girl): You know what?  I really like you. Girl (blushing): I like you too—what brought this on? Boy: I just always knew I wanted to be with a sturdy girl.  I really feel like you could help me … Continue reading →

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…and don’t call me sweetheart

Posted on 27/01/2011 by admin

Boy: Hello sweetheart, ur name was just brought up by the girl was was under the blanket on the couch that night I met u. What u doin sweetie? No response. Boy (3 weeks later): What you getting into tonight?

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