Category Archives: Douchey Comments

I Won’t Tell…

Posted on 30/03/2011 by admin

Scene: Senior College Beach Week Guy (trying to convince girl to hook up with him): I won’t tell my long-distance girlfriend if you don’t tell your long-distance boyfriend… Two years later, same guy and girl: Guy: I won’t tell my non-existent … Continue reading →

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Bottle Service

Posted on 28/03/2011 by admin

I met a guy through some friends and we hung out as a group a couple of times. One night we all went out to a club and he bought a bottle. We all had a great time and then … Continue reading →

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Women in the Workplace. Ha!

Posted on 14/03/2011 by admin

Scene: Two girls are sitting at a bar on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. They are approached by two men who inform them that they are pilots in New York for the night. Guy 1: So, what do you … Continue reading →

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Coffee with a Side of Beard

Posted on 10/03/2011 by admin

A cute college girl is approached in a coffee shop by a man with a beard wearing a beret. SCENE Guy: Hey. You’re kinda cute. Girl: Silence Guy: Wanna buy me a coffee sometime? Girl: What?? Silence Despite accosting, girl … Continue reading →

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The Michael Vick of Sillybandz

Posted on 03/03/2011 by admin

  Scene: 3 girls talking in a group with a few guy friends and creepy guy #1 who is pursuing girl in group. Guy friend: I ran into this girl and she gave me a punch of sillybandz! *Guy takes … Continue reading →

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So Un-Beautiful

Posted on 24/02/2011 by admin

Laying in bed, post-coital, about to go to sleep… Guy: Sometimes you are just so incredibly beautiful…But sometimes you’re just so…not. I don’t understand.

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