Category Archives: Douchey Comments

Como Se Dice (How do you say?)

Posted on 05/08/2011 by admin

I sit beside a young Guatemalan couple in Antigua, drinking my glass of wine and watching the sunset. They smile at me politely, hold hands, and stare into each other’s eyes. The girl gets up to use the restroom. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Douchey Comments | Tagged , , , | Comments Off on Como Se Dice (How do you say?)

Ex “Entitlement”

Posted on 31/07/2011 by admin

The following conversation was overheard while dining at my favorite local restaurant Friday evening. The two guys involved were young, nice looking young men approximately 30 years old. Guy 1: I saw you texting before. Is she in town? Guy … Continue reading →

Posted in Douchey Comments | Tagged , , , | Comments Off on Ex “Entitlement”

Don’t Let the Child Fool You

Posted on 14/07/2011 by admin

I’ve been traveling around Latin America for the last seven months, and in every country I have experienced something SFAR worthy. Here is one such example. Walking through Banos, Ecuador, very early on a Sunday, I pass a nice-looking man in … Continue reading →

Posted in Douchey Comments | Tagged , , , | Comments Off on Don’t Let the Child Fool You

Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (Balls)

Posted on 05/07/2011 by admin

Background: Girl meets boy at 4th of July party. Boy and girl make out, exchange numbers. Girl saves his number in her phone as “soccer” because he was once a pro soccer player. At the end of the night, girl … Continue reading →

Posted in Bodily Functions, Douchey Comments, This is Awkward, Top 10 SFAR Stories | Tagged , | 1 Comment

“I work in finance”- A Pet Peeve

Posted on 28/06/2011 by admin

Dear Men of New York, When I meet you and you ask the obligatory first question of every conversation in New York (“What do you do?”), I will happily oblige and tell you what you really want to know, which … Continue reading →

Posted in Douchey Comments, Wall Street Wankers | 4 Comments

Missing the Target

Posted on 23/05/2011 by admin

I got set up with a guy through a mutual friend (always a risky situation) but we were going to go on a double date so I felt a little bit better about it. The four of us wound up … Continue reading →

Posted in Dating Disasters, Douchey Comments, This is Awkward, Top 10 SFAR Stories | 2 Comments