Category Archives: Dating Disasters

The Man-Made Bed

Posted on 13/02/2011 by admin

One night I was out in the meatpacking district and I met this sexy Greek architect.  After a few dinner dates, the architect invited me out to his place in Brooklyn.  When I got to his very trendy, 1-bedroom apartment, … Continue reading →

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What Else Ya Got?

Posted on 08/02/2011 by admin

On three consecutive nights, three separate men tried to pick me up. One was a professional ukulele player. Another said my name at least twice in EVERY sentence he spoke. The third was a manure distributor…not sure if that means … Continue reading →

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Table Manners- Never Bring up Sex, Religion, or Sarah Palin

Posted on 05/02/2011 by admin

(Facebook message from a dude): Hey [Girl’s Name], Not sure how much you check this but just wanted to drop you a line and apoligize for starting a holy war last weekend. It was really good to meet you and … Continue reading →

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Goodnight BJ?

Posted on 03/02/2011 by admin

(After spending every night together for 9 months) Scene: couple sitting on the couch watching tv Guy: So, is it okay that I got a blow job last night? Girl:  ??! What?! When could you have possibly gotten a blow job? Guy:  Well, I took … Continue reading →

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Bed Bugs for Steak Dinner, Not an Even Exchange

Posted on 21/01/2011 by admin

Girl: I hear your company has bed bugs. Are you in quarantine? Boy: Lol, it is miserable, how does news spread like that? What happened to our date lil lady? Girl: I have intel, you never followed up on a … Continue reading →

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Cool Company. Really?

Posted on 19/01/2011 by admin

Single 1: Great time as always. Get some rest; safe travels tomorrow. Single 2: Fun evening, cool company. Have a good day.

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