Category Archives: Dating Disasters

The Hit and Run

Posted on 11/04/2011 by admin

There was this guy that had liked me for a while and we had made out a few times and then he moved away. I knew he had recently come back into the city, and one night he called me … Continue reading →

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Do you want to skip dessert and get high?

Posted on 31/03/2011 by admin

As a middle-aged divorcee in the ’burbs, I can attest that the dating opportunities cup does not runneth over. That said, recently, I was introduced to this guy via a friend while at a bar listening to music. We had a … Continue reading →

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Prepare to laugh. This is an EPIC voicemail that was left on the wrong guy’s machine from a

Posted on 30/03/2011 by Single for a Reason

Prepare to laugh. This is an EPIC voicemail that was left on the wrong guy’s machine from a girl named Dominic (huh?) who either works at Ebay or Jamba juice and loves the name Eunice but doesn’t know how to spell … Continue reading →

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I Won’t Tell…

Posted on 30/03/2011 by admin

Scene: Senior College Beach Week Guy (trying to convince girl to hook up with him): I won’t tell my long-distance girlfriend if you don’t tell your long-distance boyfriend… Two years later, same guy and girl: Guy: I won’t tell my non-existent … Continue reading →

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Bottle Service

Posted on 28/03/2011 by admin

I met a guy through some friends and we hung out as a group a couple of times. One night we all went out to a club and he bought a bottle. We all had a great time and then … Continue reading →

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Nothing Says Romance like a Bloomin’ Onion

Posted on 14/03/2011 by admin

As a divorced woman in suburban NJ, it’s exciting to have dating prospects (believe me, they are few and far between). Most recently I was asked out by a 52 year old man in southwestern New Jersey where I live. We … Continue reading →

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