Category Archives: Bodily Functions

Mustaches and Beards, Oh My

Posted on 06/06/2011 by admin

This is a highly belated post. We thought you might need some Monday morning laughter. Reveal, the reigning champs of the World Beards and Moustaches World Championships (WBMC). WBMC holds many competitive beard and mustache events, judging participants on 13 different styles … Continue reading →

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Would you like to shake my stub?

Posted on 27/05/2011 by admin

One winter break in college, I went to my best friend’s hometown in South Bend, Indiana. All the Notre Dame kids were home for the holidays, so the town was much emptier than usual. After a couple false starts, we … Continue reading →

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Sayonara, Carpet Pisser

Posted on 29/03/2011 by admin

Transcript: Elliot- Just so you know, that smell in your bedroom is from when you got out of bed this morning- circa 8:50 AM- and had a piss against your door. I believe that you were aiming for the plastic … Continue reading →

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Rockette Kicks at the Gym

Posted on 18/03/2011 by admin

I have seen a fellow at the gym whose actions have amused me so much I’ve been tempted to take a photo/video and had to stifle my laughter. The guy is probably in his mid-20s, 15-20 pounds overweight, and always … Continue reading →

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Dozing Dates

Posted on 21/02/2011 by admin

A guy that I’ve gone on dates with before invited me to meet him in his neighborhood. I was hoping to have an enjoyable evening, though he did tell me en route to meet him that he had been drinking … Continue reading →

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Rep Will Show You His Grand Ole Party

Posted on 09/02/2011 by admin

Today, Rep. Christopher Lee (R-NY) was caught red-handed sending pics of his bod to babes in the “Women Seeking Men” area of Craigslist… Confusing, check. Pathetic, check. Surprising? Not so much. UPDATE: This man has RESIGNED! He also used his … Continue reading →

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