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Category Archives: Bodily Functions
Have donated, will overshare
I got into the elevator at the office this morning and was joined by two young guys who presumably work in the building. They were loud-talking and it was hot, so i leaned my head against the interior wall and … Continue reading
Posted in Bodily Functions, This is Awkward, Workplace Foibles
Tagged Awkward, elevator, guys, overshare, plasma, Workplace
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You’re lucky I like you…
A few weeks ago I hooked up with a guy who I had hooked up with before. I’m not going to lie and say I didn’t think about going for Round 2 in the morning when we woke up, but … Continue reading
Posted in Bodily Functions
Tagged Awkward, bros, dating, NYC
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Anthony Weiner & the Nation’s Problem with Commitment
What’s that thing they say about news? It’s new. We know. However, while we have hesitated to write about this scandal, we feel it is too significant a story in US and New York politics not to acknowledge it. Moreover, … Continue reading
Posted in Bodily Functions, Douche of the Week
Tagged cheating, facebook, Huffington Post, sexting, Twitter, Weiner
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Angry New Yorkers with Bladder Control Issues = Trouble
Scene: Three women of various ages are enjoying an evening out at a hotel opening in New York. After a few cocktails, the trio make their way to the ladies room. Unfortunately, the hotel only has two unisex bathrooms in … Continue reading
Posted in Bodily Functions
Tagged bodily functions, depends, pissing your pants, SFAR, single for a reason
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Why Do Men’s Grooming Products Have Names Like This?
Seriously?
Posted in Bodily Functions, This is Awkward
Tagged Grooming products, hair gel, hard up, short sexy hair
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Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (Balls)
Background: Girl meets boy at 4th of July party. Boy and girl make out, exchange numbers. Girl saves his number in her phone as “soccer” because he was once a pro soccer player. At the end of the night, girl … Continue reading →