Category Archives: Bodily Functions

Cream in your Pants, Not on a Lady’s Leg

Posted on 18/01/2012 by admin

So I’d met this guy a few times and we always innocently flirted when we saw each other. He always went out of his way to be very polite and introduce me to all of his friends (and remembered my … Continue reading →

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Alabama Fan Annoyed at her Boyfriend’s Meltdown over Loss to LSU

Posted on 07/11/2011 by admin

Everyone knows that Southerners take football seriously, and Alabama is home to some of the most devoted fans. However, this frat dude took it to a whole new level after Saturday’s LSU-Alabama game when he just couldn’t hold back the … Continue reading →

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The Starbucks Masturbator

Posted on 27/10/2011 by admin

As New York Magazine and Gawker have reported, there’s a guy running around New York City pledging to pleasure himself in each Starbucks restroom in the city. Gross. In case you are curious, there are 187 of them. Bathrooms in NYC … Continue reading →

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The Pink Shorts Farter

Posted on 30/09/2011 by admin

It was a busy night at the restaurant where I work, when a young couple came in for their dinner reservation. The man was wearing pink shorts. The owner seemed to have overbooked that night so the hostess apologized telling … Continue reading →

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Walmart: More Than Just Savings

Posted on 11/08/2011 by admin

A man was arrested in Louisiana yesterday for “obscenity”, which in this particular situation translates to driving around a Walmart parking lot with his erect dick out. Why would he do that, you might ask? According to police records, he … Continue reading →

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Stinkayy Feet

Posted on 03/08/2011 by admin

I recently met a cute 33 year old British guy – oh does the accent do British men wonders! One evening he ended up coming over to my place, but before long said he needed to “air out his feet” … Continue reading →

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