Awkward Bedside Confessions

SCENE: In bed post-coital

Guy: Can I ask you something?

Girl: Yes.

Guy: No, it’s too much, I shouldn’t.

Girl: Okay…

Guy: Alright. If you’re sure.

Girl: Just ask me.

Guy: So… I have gotten into shaving down there and I’d like to continue. Is that cool with you?

Girl: [stunned silence; endless laughter]